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Detroit Rock City is out
and there are stories in there that my pal and fellow traveler Tim Caldwell has
picked up on and carried away. He writes stories fed by experience and
knowledge – which only occasionally are mutually exclusive – in a
stream-of-brain feed fashion. All readable and filled with insight. Try this:
did jack/joker bob 'the knob/blob' madigan
de-throne the king of shock rock alice cooper
when he approached the rock star with a vial
containing
an aborted human fetus and asked him to autograph it?
{to his credit (!?) i believe ac did sign the dead
baby jar}.
would this mean the man known for inventing
shock rock theatrics
held onto the title or thereby passed it onto
a hard core gg allin fan
mainly known for hooking up folks to a hand crank generator
& giving the chain of hand holding fools
in audience a collective jolt,
his human ostrich side show talent of swallowing and
regurgitating items,
and fronting bands (slaughterhouse/cum dumpster)
that made flipper sound like speed freaks
in comparison?
best,
t
when one of madigan's hooligan
band members let it be known
they were going to gift me
with a fetus/embryo
i responded while one one level
i could appreciate
the inverse logic / symbolic gesture
of an unborn
gifted as a birthday present
i graciously had to decline the offer
as in good conscience
could not accept the gift
unless the proud folks who conceived it
were the givers...
In the book, the great
band Slaughterhouse gets a mention – vocalist Bob Madigan’s love of pig porn, specifically
– so that is the Bob that Tim refers to. The band was always surrounded by
fringe players who should have all become famous in one way or another. More
from Tim:
was thinking about madigan's band c.d.
(appropriate acronym if i ever heard one)
after re-reading drc.
their second best show* i saw was at the red door
after hours (former club house space).
the band and a good portion of the audience were tripping.
rachel nagy and cara lundgren
(daughter of grande ballroom artist carl)
were still like 17-19 yr old strippers
(at silver cricket on mich by telegraph among other
venues**).
they both roomed at the monroe manor next to bronx
bar.
the gals were 1/2 to nearly naked while the band cum
dumpster
played their heavy dirges (to my mind sounding like a
slower version
of that groaning/droning vanilla fudge beatles cover)
.
they were psychedelic style body painting each other.
there was dim lighting, maybe a strobe and gelled can or two,
as one could thereby create moody atmosphere on the cheap.
the ladies also cavorted in the shower with a large
glass door
situated in the middle of the room.
that figured in their dance/grope fest perf ,too.
steve shaw and joe s. took photos.
Then he refers to chatter
in the book from a couple of players.
nawara and livingstone were right in their assessments
of the excruciating power of the band to instill fear n loathing.
their credo seemed to have been borrowed from flipper-
we suffered for our art/
now it's your turn.
{max bummer stoner rock- the cheech & chong
routine shtick
about playing black sabbath at 16 rpm.s on 'cid & seeing god
or satan in their case}
rachel used to be a butcher so her mentioning
the stiletto
in a dudes crotch would've been a serious threat.
dress em out like a thanksgiving turkey
and stuff their giblets in maw.
have you ever witnessed up close that mischievous/
maniacal glint in her eyes?
the cobras second performance was at the old
miami
after a dally in the alley.
i showed a sound 16mm film clip of bessie smith
before the band went on.
that would set the bar pretty high intimidating many
people
but not rachel & co.
when i complimented her on her performance she said
'yeah tim, you see i'm not just a whhhooooorrreee'
cracking me up.
she's a great performer,
a classic beauty,
sweetheart who'd as soon kiss ya
as spit on ya
&/or stick ya.***
the timmy v. mention of her having mooned
the audience and writing on cheeks
made me recall the post wedding reception (kev monroe)
party
of at the euclid tavern in spudville,oh.
the cobras performed and she grabbed zoot's mgr. aaron
anderson
and jammed his face in her ass (with clothes on) whilst on all 4's onstage.
at the end of the night it was the detroiters dressed
in wedding formal finery vs
the local yokels territorial stand off.
And finally, Tim refers
to a point in the book in which John Brannon talks about living near Michael
Davis from the MC5 in Ann Arbor.
that chick that lived with hyenas on platt road
that went out with mike davis was real odd.
weird passive aggressive dead pan vibe.
she had blunt cut bangs a long ass dark mane
and wore a bullet belt like her dishonorably discharged
guitar army/ trans love beau.
pretty sure she was in a band called dog soldier.
larissa and john were annoyed that she kept a dead pet
parrot
or parakeet in the freezer.
through winter ,spring and summer
refusing to plant it.
The best thing about
getting anything from Tim is that it’s true, no need for embellishment. He’s
part of Detroit Rock City with an eye for reality, and likely has more stories
than anyone.