Sarah Pender, right. |
The
two convicted murderers who escaped from a New York state prison last week
are running around freaking everyone out. Stories of fearful residents in areas
all over the state are blowing up.
Chances are pretty good they’ll be caught in short order.
Why? They’re male, to start with.
Every so often we hear of an escaped convict who made the
break only to be found years later, living a peaceful life as an upstanding
member of a community, usually far away from the prison.
Most of the time – not all of course – they’re female. People don’t seem to fall apart when
it’s a female escapee. In a CNN splash on
the escape, the news group pronounces a dozen top manhunts. All are male.
This list
of five crazy-ass escapes from 2013 is pretty funny; all are male escapees.
Think of Sarah Pender, the convicted murderer who broke out
of an Indiana prison in 2008. She stayed gone for 136 days, befuddling
everyone. In the book Girl,
Wanted: The Chase for Sarah Pender, I outline how she eluded the cops and
how she spent her four months of freedom.
She did in best by blending in. She found a guy who would
help her out but the couple cavorted in casinos, ate in restaurants, and she
worked a job as a bookkeeper for a Chicago construction firm.
This, despite the fact that she was on American’s Most
Wanted several times.
“Everyone thinks of escaping; they just won’t admit it.”
Pender told that to a TV crew in 2009, not long after she
was captured after spending 136 days on the run.
Of course. Who doesn’t want to escape from prison?
It’s a little easier than anyone wants to admit. Pender was
trading sex to a guard, Scott Spitler, who provided her with some civilian clothes,
a cell phone with which to coordinate her break and, as a parting gift, drove
her through the gates in the back of a prison van.
Spitler got eight years in 2009 for assisting. He served in
county jail, an easier place to deal with. The authorities claimed it was for his protection.
From the book, Girl Wanted:
Sarah Pender had
outwitted an entire prison system that is designed to avoid exactly such
flights and had done so with a plan so simple, yet flawless, that it took two
hours for prison staffers to determine that she was gone. The usual head count
at 4 p.m. showed one prisoner short. As according to policy, a second count was
done and again showed one inmate short.
At that point, all
inmates were ordered back to their dorms for a one-by-one count. It was a top
bunk along the south side that was empty in one dormitory: Sarah Pender was
gone.
And the caper also had
serendipity all over it. Sarah walked past an unmanned security checkpoint. New
security cameras were slated to be installed the week after her brazen walkout,
cameras that might have caught her in the act. The gate allowing her to meet
Spitler was open. The guard at the gate leaving the prison failed to conduct a
search of the van in which she was hiding, allowing her to leave the facility
grounds. It was a festival of incompetence and corruption, and Sarah was both
the leader and beneficiary of the fiasco.